Thursday, February 3, 2011

god bless the gentiles

the christian singles, to be specific.

i logged in to my blog today to see if i had any new comments, but alas, there were none. so i went to check my stats, to see if anyone had even been on my site today, certain my visitor count would be next to none. but jumpin jehosephat, i had 30 hits! don't scoff, that's a busy day for me. i'm not one of the popular cool kids, so don't make fun. anyhoo, where was i? oh right, jehosephat. i was shocked. where were these people coming from? time to check out the referring sites that led them to me. one view came from another blog that i frequent, but the remaining 29 came from some weird long link that was unfamiliar to me. so of course i clicked it.

ChristianMingle dot com. with a cute little jesus fish in the logo. what the-? how on earth did people go from being on a christian dating site to reading a sarcastic jewish girl's blog? hmm.... well i did have the word "jesus" in a recent title.... still doesn't make sense. but i don't care; thirty hits, woohoo! so i threw in a little 'god bless' and 'jehosephat' for my new religious pals.

sadly though, my blog doesn't have the same fancy features as ChristianMingle, like christian dating tips, searchable bible, or bible verse of the day. But i will leave you with these wise words:


6 comments:

Chella said...

I was pretty sure this said "God Bless the Genitals" when I clicked on here. Imagine my disappointment when once again, I accidentally ended up at church.

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Hee hee hee, that is awesome.

Love your blog!

And "god bless the genitals" sounds like something I would write. Is that so wrong?

Chella said...

Not that I liken your blog to church.

Verity Vaudeville said...

*Comment comment* Thought I would cave to peer pressure and leave you one. You ever thought of moving to blogspot? Not that I'm biased of course ;)

mandersblue said...

i have been thinking about it. clearly it's where all the cool kids are. but can i import all of this blog over?

laochofchicago said...

You should give in to the dark side and embrace Christian singles. No doubt the kinkiness will be overwhelming.

You can import your blog to blogger - http://code.google.com/p/google-blog-converters-appengine/

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