I saw the movie Music & Lyrics last night. It was cute. A total chick flick of course, but still sweet and funny.
Going to the movies always reminds me how much I hate popcorn. That's right, I hate it. So much so that I had to write a blog denouncing its evils. My tongue starts shriveling up in a panic at the thought of those dry little puffs clinging to the it like barnacles, my teeth ache with the imagined kernels and husks wedging between them. Choking... gagging... oh god, I need some Coke!
YOU DISGUST ME POPCORN!!!!
I don't know why I have such an intense loathing for it, but my revulsion increases as time goes on. I cringe if it's offered to me. Vile, vile, stuff.
4 comments:
I have a love/hate for it. I can\'t stop eating it (love) and then I barf (hate). Your way is better.
popcorn rules!
Hating popcorn is just pure sacrilege, you ought to be chastised!
The thing that sucks about movie theater popcorn is that they don\'t use butter. It\'s this gross orange colored oil. Yuck!
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