Yet more sound effects for you. That's the sound of a head full of mucus exploding. Niiiiiiiice.
I have got the most unbearable cold today. The pressure in my head is so harsh that even the weight of my glasses resting on my nose hurts. My forehead is bulging, the bones in my skull beginning to separate, eyes about to pop.... any second now my whole head will erupt, splattering everything in the vicinity with sticky sinus cavity slime. My eyes will dangle from a single vein, eye sockets oozing with snot.
Oh, what sweet relief it will be!