Hmm.... something's missing. I mean, it's not terrible. I've had better. Nobody's going to be begging for the recipe, that's for sure.
Spice? Yes, definitely could use some spice. Something to give it some zip! A bit of zest, punch, FLAVOUR! We want something so exquisite that it renders one insatiable!
But this, it's just... BLAND.
Oh, I'm talking about my life, by the way. As palatable as weiner water soup.